{"id":189,"date":"2006-06-22T01:02:27","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T08:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/22\/i-cracked-it\/"},"modified":"2006-06-22T01:02:27","modified_gmt":"2006-06-22T08:02:27","slug":"i-cracked-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"I cracked it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Cate the Wonder Baby is in this lovely pattern of eating, then cooing briefly, then screaming like a banshee (but not like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Banshee_%28comics%29\" target=\"_blank\">Banshee<\/a>, which would have already destroyed our home and killed Mommy and Daddy where we stood). Apparently, most babies do this.<\/p>\n<p>WHY THE FUCK DIDN&#8217;T SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Anywho, I sit with her, I watch Naked Gun 2 1\/2: The Smell of Fear, she finally quiets down&#8230;at 11:52 p.m.<\/p>\n<p>OH. EM. GEE.<\/p>\n<p>TIME IS BROKEN! IT&#8217;S ALL HER FAULT! SO DARK THE CON OF MAN!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/catecropped2.JPG\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Cate the Wonder Baby is in this lovely pattern of eating, then cooing briefly, then screaming like a banshee (but not like Banshee, which would have already destroyed our home and killed Mommy and Daddy where we stood). Apparently, most babies do this. WHY THE FUCK DIDN&#8217;T SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!?! Anywho, I sit with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}