{"id":1671,"date":"2009-03-12T16:14:03","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T23:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2009-03-12T16:14:03","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T23:14:03","slug":"big-damn-heroines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1671","title":{"rendered":"Big Damn Heroines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/jeangrey.jpg\" alt=\"jeangrey\" title=\"jeangrey\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1672\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When <em>Iron Man<\/em> came out last year, I overheard this exchange between two women:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Gwyneth Paltrow part was particularly&#8230;blah.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, but that part <em>always<\/em> is. In those movies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, it doesn&#8217;t have to be. There&#8217;s a reason why so many people were thrilled about Karen Allen returning to the Indiana Jones franchise: she&#8217;s the only co-star who presented Indy with an <em>equal<\/em>, a fully fleshed-out partner in crime. There&#8217;s something to be said for taking &#8220;that part&#8221; &#8212; and let&#8217;s be real, we mean &#8220;the girl part&#8221; &#8212; and making it whole and interesting and something more than a collection of sighs and looks and pretty hair. There&#8217;s something to be said for making it matter.<\/p>\n<p>But really, this is but a small piece of a more hulking issue in geek moviedom that&#8217;s been frustrating the hell out of me for a while now. Simply put, I thought we&#8217;d be beyond &#8220;the girl part&#8221; at this point. I thought that, you know, by the year 2009 we&#8217;d be seeing some legit superhero\/big-time genre movies with female headliners.<\/p>\n<p>Or, hey&#8230;scratch &#8220;some.&#8221; How about <em>one<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>There was a lot of geekgasming earlier today when Marvel announced their upcoming movie roll-out. <em>Iron Man 2<\/em> in 2010. <em>Thor<\/em>, <em>Spider-Man 4<\/em> and <em>Captain America<\/em> in 2011. And then, holy balls, <em>The Avengers<\/em> in 2012!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I think it&#8217;s cool that there&#8217;s a strategic build-up to <em>The Avengers<\/em>. Yes, I think it&#8217;s cool that they&#8217;re attempting something as ambitious as <em>The Avengers<\/em> at all. But couldn&#8217;t we attempt to build <em>one<\/em> of those movies around a superheroine?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s where the standard arguments come in. &#8220;There are no recognizable\/bankable superheroines.&#8221; I suppose you could say the mainstream public only knows, like, Wonder Woman, but did that same mainstream public have a clue about who Iron Man was before last year? It&#8217;s up to the filmmakers\/studios\/powers-that-be to make that superhero recognizable. Maybe start with, you know, making a good movie. Cause here&#8217;s where standard argument #2 comes in: &#8220;People don&#8217;t want to see superhero movies with women in the lead. Just look at how those flicks have tanked in the past!&#8221; Right, because the examples we have to point to are <em>Catwoman<\/em> and <em>Elektra<\/em>. You know what people really don&#8217;t want to see? <em>Bad movies<\/em>. What about the mighty blast of lady cooties pulsating through the X-Men films? Those did more than okay and I think <em>girls<\/em> might have even gone to see them! What about something like <em>Underworld<\/em>, which didn&#8217;t have recognizable characters or well-known stars (Kate Beckinsale was mostly known as a delicate British indie chick at the time) and still managed to spawn two sequels?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not even just superhero movies &#8212; it&#8217;s big-ass geek event movies in general. Look: I&#8217;m as excited as anyone for the new <em>Star Trek<\/em>. I was raised on TOS and I adore the classic characters, but I have to admit: part of me is weirded out that J.J. Abrams chose to reimagine that particular cast, because right now, in the future that is 2009, it looks dated. There is <em>one<\/em> woman. One of the exciting things about watching the evolution of <em>Trek<\/em> &#8212; for me, anyway &#8212; is that every cast breakdown (well, at least through <em>Voyager<\/em>) inched a little closer to something truly diverse, to an actual representation of IDIC. I realize Abrams and Co. are probably sort of stuck here &#8212; you can&#8217;t exactly add in a Poochie character just for the sake of amping up the lady count because that would look even worse &#8212; but it&#8217;s still frustrating.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s what makes it even more frustrating: there&#8217;s been actual progress in other genre mediums and in movies past. Ass-kicking leading ladies have abounded on geek television for the past decade or so &#8212; Buffy, Sydney Bristow, Starbuck and Athena and Co. And they were in vogue on the big screen at some point in time, back when Ellen Ripley played extremo-basketball and Sarah Connor made goggle-shades instantly cool. In terms of moviedom, we&#8217;ve actually <em>regressed<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>This is depressing, people. Much as the fanboy stereotype persists, I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s even possible to deny that fangirls are a huge part of geekdom at this point. Look at the internet, look at the convention crowds&#8230;hell, my audience at <em>Watchmen<\/em> was probably 50-50. Am I insane to think that those fangirls &#8212; and oh, hey, maybe even the guys &#8212; would flock to well-made, female-fronted geek event movies if only there were more of them?<\/p>\n<p>Because I&#8217;m tired of sidekicks and love interests. I&#8217;m tired of tokens. I&#8217;m tired of &#8220;that part.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Give us a movie with a big damn heroine &#8212; a woman who gets to play <em>the<\/em> part.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Iron Man came out last year, I overheard this exchange between two women: &#8220;The Gwyneth Paltrow part was particularly&#8230;blah.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, but that part always is. In those movies.&#8221; The thing is, it doesn&#8217;t have to be. There&#8217;s a reason why so many people were thrilled about Karen Allen returning to the Indiana Jones franchise: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,69,27],"tags":[147,413,148,58,416,38,35,149,150],"class_list":["post-1671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-fandom","category-movies","tag-avengers","tag-comics","tag-fangirl","tag-iron-man","tag-movies","tag-spider-man","tag-star-trek","tag-thor","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}