{"id":1623,"date":"2009-02-20T16:02:21","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T23:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2009-02-20T16:02:21","modified_gmt":"2009-02-20T23:02:21","slug":"great-moments-in-theme-park-attraction-marketing-universal-studios-florida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1623","title":{"rendered":"Great Moments in Theme Park Attraction Marketing: Universal Studios Florida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I am Just That Cool, I was sent an &#8220;early preview&#8221; link for the official website for the new Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit coaster at Universal Studios here in sunny Orlando, Florida (&#8220;Jamlando&#8221; to you locals). <\/p>\n<p>I was surprised to see that standard navigation options are now being trumpeted as cutting-edge benefits to website visitors:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/image.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"image\" style=\"border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px\" height=\"53\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/image-thumb.png\" width=\"354\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, dude-surf the way YOU want, because we&#8217;re hip AND edgy! Use the navigation &#8220;up top,&#8221; or if you&#8217;re feeling really saucy, do it &#8220;on the side&#8221; style! None of those square &#8220;Oh, hey, we&#8217;re web designers, we know how a site SHOULD work, you have to use OUR navigation or nothing&#8221; vibes. That&#8217;s bullshit. Fuck &#8220;the man.&#8221; Fight the power. <\/p>\n<p>Thank you, Universal Studios Florida, for this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Impact\" color=\"#ff0080\" size=\"4\">Great Moment In Theme Park Attraction Marketing.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I am Just That Cool, I was sent an &#8220;early preview&#8221; link for the official website for the new Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit coaster at Universal Studios here in sunny Orlando, Florida (&#8220;Jamlando&#8221; to you locals). I was surprised to see that standard navigation options are now being trumpeted as cutting-edge benefits to website [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}