{"id":1589,"date":"2009-01-26T20:49:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T03:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1589"},"modified":"2009-01-26T20:49:22","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T03:49:22","slug":"watchmerch-the-comedians-funny-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1589","title":{"rendered":"Watchmerch: The Comedian&#039;s Funny Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What kind of asshole&#8211;what KIND of ASSHOLE&#8211;will be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.watchmencomicmovie.com\/012609-watchmen-movie-costumes.php\">dressing up as the Comedian<\/a> next Halloween???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/costumes-ozy-com.jpg\" alt=\"costumes-ozy-com\" title=\"costumes-ozy-com\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1590\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Can you just imagine that douchebag staggering up to you at a bar on October 31, 2009, breath reeking of the stale booze he&#8217;s been chugging since noon, slurring out that speech about killing the pregnant lady in Vietnam and how &#8220;the real joke is getting in your pants, baby&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Jesus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What kind of asshole&#8211;what KIND of ASSHOLE&#8211;will be dressing up as the Comedian next Halloween??? Can you just imagine that douchebag staggering up to you at a bar on October 31, 2009, breath reeking of the stale booze he&#8217;s been chugging since noon, slurring out that speech about killing the pregnant lady in Vietnam and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[129,130,131,132],"class_list":["post-1589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","tag-costumes","tag-halloween","tag-watchmen","tag-watchmerch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}