{"id":1582,"date":"2009-01-15T12:51:23","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T19:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1582"},"modified":"2009-01-15T12:51:23","modified_gmt":"2009-01-15T19:51:23","slug":"mighty-jean-leads-to-toy-brainwashing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1582","title":{"rendered":"Mighty Jean Leads to Toy Brainwashing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Previously, I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1228\">documented<\/a> my probably-futile attempts to squelch a potentially dangerous Mighty Muggs obsession. Since then, I&#8217;ve given in a tiny bit. I bought the wee <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bigeasycomics.com\/product_info.php?products_id=7002\">Skrull<\/a>. Someone gave me Pissed-Off-Yet-Still-Cute Princess Leia to go with Chewie. I&#8217;m trying to be selective, but I won&#8217;t lie &#8212; I get a tiny thrill when I can somehow justify purchasing yet another piece of adorably-molded plastic.<\/p>\n<p>Thus my heart skipped a beat &#8212; several! &#8212; when I saw the magic words &#8220;Wave 6: Cyclops and Jean Grey.&#8221; I can <em>absolutely<\/em> justify that purchase. I can justify it several ways, with charts and graphs and excruciatingly detailed essays, and then I can pose them holding hands (well, sort of, all the Mighty Muggs have their digits frozen in a closed-off, claw-like position) and beating up the cute Skrull.<\/p>\n<p>Then I clicked over and saw the picture and the Jean Grey is sort of&#8230;weird-looking.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/jean__scaled_600.jpg\" alt=\"jean__scaled_600\" title=\"jean__scaled_600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1583\" width=400 \/><\/p>\n<p>Image from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marvelousnews.com\/\">MarvelousNews.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Like, I don&#8217;t know, they can&#8217;t get the hair right in this form? Or the shiny smile is perhaps a little manic-looking?<\/p>\n<p>I paused. I thought. Maybe I shouldn&#8217;t buy this? Maybe being selective means only purchasing character representations you find absolutely perfect, even if it&#8217;s one of your FAVORITE CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME and you want to own ALL REPRESENTATIONS, even the not-perfect ones?!<\/p>\n<p>But, <em>then<\/em>&#8230;okay. I went looking for this image to include with my post and when I looked at it <em>this<\/em> time, I thought it was kind of cute. Have I been somehow toy brainwashed? Am I trying way too hard to convince myself? Was I just plain wrong in my initial impression? And the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bigeasycomics.com\/product_info.php?products_id=8612\">lopsided-grin Cyclops<\/a> is pretty cute regardless, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previously, I documented my probably-futile attempts to squelch a potentially dangerous Mighty Muggs obsession. Since then, I&#8217;ve given in a tiny bit. I bought the wee Skrull. Someone gave me Pissed-Off-Yet-Still-Cute Princess Leia to go with Chewie. I&#8217;m trying to be selective, but I won&#8217;t lie &#8212; I get a tiny thrill when I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,127],"tags":[61,63,37,128],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-toys","tag-cyclops","tag-jean-grey","tag-marvel","tag-mighty-muggs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}