{"id":1512,"date":"2008-12-18T14:27:14","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T21:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1512"},"modified":"2008-12-18T14:27:14","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T21:27:14","slug":"jingle-bell-grok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1512","title":{"rendered":"Jingle Bell Grok"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not content to rest on our laurels after the amazingcrazy release of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1496\">Grok #3<\/a>, we&#8217;re having yet another theme week, much like this Fall&#8217;s <strong>Grok the Vote<\/strong>.  Except it will be even better, just because we&#8217;re even more awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Hyperbole aside, we&#8217;re having a Christmas* themed week of posting, starting tonight and going right up through Christmas Day.  We&#8217;ve got a few Secret Guest Posters lined up, too, including a visit from Grok&#8217;s editor in chief <strong>Fake George Lucas<\/strong>;  if YOU want to contribute, hit us up on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/alertnerd\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a> or send us an email.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Holidays to all of our loyal, smart, and attractive readers.  You deserve a pony or the USS Flagg, whichever one you wanted as a kid but NEVER GOT.<\/p>\n<p>*Or Yule, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, etc.\u00c2\u00a0 We&#8217;re equal opportunity nerds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not content to rest on our laurels after the amazingcrazy release of Grok #3, we&#8217;re having yet another theme week, much like this Fall&#8217;s Grok the Vote. Except it will be even better, just because we&#8217;re even more awesome. Hyperbole aside, we&#8217;re having a Christmas* themed week of posting, starting tonight and going right up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,102],"tags":[423,103],"class_list":["post-1512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grok","category-jingle-bell-grok","tag-jingle-bell-grok","tag-nerd-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}