{"id":1323,"date":"2008-10-13T22:03:25","date_gmt":"2008-10-14T05:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1323"},"modified":"2008-10-13T22:03:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-14T05:03:25","slug":"heroes-pop-quiz-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1323","title":{"rendered":"Heroes Pop Quiz #4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Apparently, 97 percent of superpowers are executed via holding out one’s hand, going “watch this,” and making some kewl special effect appear. Apparently, this never ceases to be fascinating to those of us still watching the show. Oh, but APPARENTLY, maybe it does, because we — the royal we! The whiny fandom we! — are kind of bored and hanging on for dear life! FINE. Time for the goddamn Heroes<\/em> Pop Quiz.<\/p>\n

SPOILERS within.<\/p>\n

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1. Which character’s presence is so inconsequential, we would not notice if they disappeared altogether, then re-appeared as one of those dumb, screen-eating ads for another show at the bottom of the TV set?
\na) Maya
\nb) Anders. Or whatever.
\nc) Malcolm McDowell
\nd) ALL OF THEM<\/p>\n

2. How much Bedhead Tigi I’m Such A Fucking Rock Star hair wax does Daphne go through per episode?
\na) 18 pounds
\nb) 60.5 bottles
\nc) A shitload
\nd) I’m bad at math<\/p>\n

3. Who needs to show up and save this series from itself?
\na) Kristen Bell
\nb) Kristen Bell
\nc) The turtle
\nd) KristenBellKristenBellKristenBeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll<\/p>\n

4. Holy shit, did they really just kill Ando?
\na) Nah
\nb) Yah
\nc) I sure hope not, since he’s one of the 2 reasons I’m still watching (the other being the continued promise of KristenBellKristenBellKristenBeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll’s return).<\/p>\n

5. Mohinder?
\na) Still erratically cute.
\nb) Needs to be done with this pseudo-druggie Lifetime-y shit. (Yeah, he’s a dude. Still Lifetime-y.)
\nc) Snore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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