{"id":1318,"date":"2008-10-08T13:44:19","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T20:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2008-10-08T13:44:19","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T20:44:19","slug":"sky-rockets-in-flight-afternoon-er-twilight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1318","title":{"rendered":"Sky Rockets in Flight! Afternoon, er, Twilight!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s all talk about the new <em>Twilight<\/em> poster. Or I&#8217;ll talk about it and you guys can chime in if you want. No pressure.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/twilightmovieposter2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/twilightmovieposter2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"twilightmovieposter2\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1319\" height=400 \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stepheniemeyer.com\/twilight_movie.html\">Stephenie Meyer&#8217;s website<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now I am of the opinion that Edward <em>is<\/em> kind of creepy (rather than SO ROMANTIC), but aren&#8217;t they supposed to make him look, well&#8230;dreamy? He mostly just appears way too eager to take a big, fat chomp out of his flowing tressed hors d&#8217;oeuvre. Bella, meanwhile, could not look more disinterested. &#8220;Whatever,&#8221; she seems to be saying. &#8220;I need to go deep condition my hair six more times and buy some denim and flannel, because that is WHAT PEOPLE WEAR in the Pacific Northwest.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not <em>that<\/em> hard to make a vampire look all broody and sexy. Right, Angel?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/angelsnoopy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/angelsnoopy.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"David Boreanaz\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1320\" height=400 \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s all talk about the new Twilight poster. Or I&#8217;ll talk about it and you guys can chime in if you want. No pressure. From Stephenie Meyer&#8217;s website. Now I am of the opinion that Edward is kind of creepy (rather than SO ROMANTIC), but aren&#8217;t they supposed to make him look, well&#8230;dreamy? He mostly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,27],"tags":[28,29],"class_list":["post-1318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-movies","tag-stephenie-meyer","tag-twilight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}