{"id":1301,"date":"2008-10-06T22:10:53","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T05:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1301"},"modified":"2008-10-06T22:10:53","modified_gmt":"2008-10-07T05:10:53","slug":"heroes-pop-quiz-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1301","title":{"rendered":"Heroes Pop Quiz #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday! It&#8217;s 10:05! Twitter&#8217;s down! The world is crazy! But that&#8217;s not gonna stop us from rolling out yet another exciting edition of&#8230;the <em>Heroes<\/em> Pop Quiz!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/badclaire.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/badclaire.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"badclaire\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1302\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>SPOILERS within.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>1. Please state your current thoughts on Mohinder.<br \/>\na) Wearing too many clothes.<br \/>\nb) Seems kind of like Buttercup as &#8220;Mange&#8221; in that one episode of <em>Powerpuff Girls<\/em>.<br \/>\nc) Is stoopid thanks to those ORGANIC WEBSHOOTERS! Teh suck!!!<\/p>\n<p>2. In order to transform myself into a Future Claire-esque badass, I need&#8230;<br \/>\na) A leather jacket<br \/>\nb) Way too much purple eyeshadow<br \/>\nc) Drag queen-approved false lashes<br \/>\nd) All of the above, plus a sinus infection<\/p>\n<p>3. How annoying was that scene with the two Peters?<br \/>\na) Neelix<br \/>\nb) Snarf<br \/>\nc) Jar Jar<\/p>\n<p>4. Who is the mother of Sylar&#8217;s child?<br \/>\na) Kristen B-Elle, DUH<br \/>\nb) Rena Sofer?<br \/>\nc) Sylar, somehow<\/p>\n<p>5. Do the Heroes ever do anything besides prevent potentially fucked-up futures?<br \/>\na) No<br \/>\nb) I wish!<br \/>\nc) Solve&#8230;murders? Or something?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday! It&#8217;s 10:05! Twitter&#8217;s down! The world is crazy! But that&#8217;s not gonna stop us from rolling out yet another exciting edition of&#8230;the Heroes Pop Quiz! SPOILERS within.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9,18,19],"class_list":["post-1301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv","tag-heroes","tag-mohinder","tag-sylar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}