{"id":130,"date":"2006-05-22T14:38:23","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T21:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/22\/holy-crap\/"},"modified":"2006-05-22T14:38:23","modified_gmt":"2006-05-22T21:38:23","slug":"holy-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"Holy crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm1685304\/\" target=\"_new\">I have an IMDB listing<\/a>! When the hell did that happen?<\/p>\n<p>I guess I should make, like, a movie or something.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE &#8211; Sarah&#8217;s had the cracking idea of adding trivia. I can add up to 5 pieces of trivia (I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s total or in one go, but let&#8217;s assume total for now.) I&#8217;d like them to be based on fact, but as fantastic\/mundane as possible. Maybe I&#8217;ll leave the fifth as a completely made up, Chuck Norris-esque fabrication.<\/p>\n<p>So, suggestions (either for the completely made up one, or what my &#8220;truthful&#8221; ones should be?)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE 2: I have one.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chris Stewart is physically and mentally incapable of telling The Aristocrats joke.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is&#8230; FACT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have an IMDB listing! When the hell did that happen? I guess I should make, like, a movie or something. UPDATE &#8211; Sarah&#8217;s had the cracking idea of adding trivia. I can add up to 5 pieces of trivia (I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s total or in one go, but let&#8217;s assume total for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[90,3,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-misc","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}