{"id":1291,"date":"2008-09-29T22:32:52","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T05:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2008-09-29T22:32:52","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T05:32:52","slug":"heroes-pop-quiz-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1291","title":{"rendered":"Heroes Pop Quiz #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time for another thrilltastic edition of the <em>Heroes<\/em> Pop Quiz! Will this happen every week or just until Sarah finally deletes the show from her TiVo? You&#8217;ll see! It&#8217;s like all those season 1 cliffhangers!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/claire.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/claire.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"claire\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1292\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>SPOILERS within.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>1. Claire is..<br \/>\na) Buffy Summers, season 5<br \/>\nb) Sydney Bristow, season 1<br \/>\nc) Dark Phoenix, junior edition<br \/>\nd) I don&#8217;t know who any of those people are, but I love teh <em>Heroes<\/em>!!! \ud83d\ude42  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>2. An episode with no shirtless Mohinder and no Kristen Bell&#8230;<br \/>\na) Blows.<br \/>\nb) Is merely sub-par.<br \/>\nc) Is still better than watching Nanny Carrie lose her shit on <em>One Tree Hill<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>3. Was that Girl Flash in the rock painting with Parkman?<br \/>\na) Yes. Did you not recognize the supremely annoying hair?<br \/>\nb) No. Lack of twee, plinky music in the background means no Girl Flash!<br \/>\nc) I immediately fall asleep whenever &#8220;vision quests&#8221; are introduced on genre television.<\/p>\n<p>4. Please choose one adjective to describe Sylar.<br \/>\na) Skulky<br \/>\nb) Spocky<br \/>\nc) Scenery-chewy<br \/>\nd) Sawesome<\/p>\n<p>5. The turtle&#8230;<br \/>\na) Hates Parkman&#8217;s guts.<br \/>\nb) Hates the whole show&#8217;s guts.<br \/>\nc) Is all, &#8220;Can&#8217;t I get some better comics out here in the desert? Shit.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time for another thrilltastic edition of the Heroes Pop Quiz! Will this happen every week or just until Sarah finally deletes the show from her TiVo? You&#8217;ll see! It&#8217;s like all those season 1 cliffhangers! SPOILERS within.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-1291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv","tag-heroes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}