Hey, look at all those questions! Except for the creepy “What’s your address\/what side of the bed do you prefer?” comments that I deleted. You know who you are.<\/p>\n
First, one from Charley: Wow, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re 6\u00e2\u20ac\u00b25\u00e2\u20ac\u00b3? Question: Do you hit your head a lot?<\/strong><\/p>\n Yes, I am 6’5″. Yes, I hit my head a lot. The stairwell that leads down into my basement has a low ceiling, and I hit my head there all the time.<\/em><\/p>\n Sarah wants to know Hey, what happened to Dazzler Fan Blog?<\/strong><\/p>\n Nothing gold can stay, Pony Boy. Dazzler Fan was just too beautiful to thrive in this harsh world.<\/p>\n Marjie asks a literal ton of questions. Maybe she has a crush on me. I get that a lot.<\/p>\n 1. What is the most mortifying nickname you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever been given? Nicknames given by yourself don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t count. <\/strong><\/p>\n As a fat kid growing up, I got called ‘Stolardass’ – a play on my last name – and that was not cool at all. More recent nicknames that irritate me are ‘Stoli’ and ‘Stick’.<\/p>\n 2. Cake or pie?<\/strong><\/p>\n Why can’t I have both? If I have to pick one, I’m gonna go with cake.<\/p>\n 3. How do you feel about symmetry?<\/strong><\/p>\n I believe in it.\u00c2\u00a0 And find it fearful.<\/p>\n 4. If you had to have sex with a director, who would it be? Please specify pre- or post-death if they have passed on<\/strong><\/p>\n After standing in front of a mirror psyching myself up to not say Spielberg or Nolan, I’m gonna pick Diane English.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s a strict PF based on the critical reception of The Women, though.<\/p>\n 5. Can you navigate your home in the dark? Does it make you nervous when people ask that?<\/strong><\/p>\n Yes.\u00c2\u00a0 Yes.<\/p>\n 6. Favorite exclamation (e.g. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153egads!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153holy jesus fuck truck!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153great googly moogly\u00e2\u20ac\u009d)? <\/strong><\/p>\n Giant Dancing Christ!<\/strong><\/p>\n 7. How do you feel about the majestic turkey vulture?<\/strong><\/p>\n Jesus would totally have adopted one.<\/p>\n And Matt asks, What makes you cry?<\/strong><\/p>\n James Lipton.\u00c2\u00a0 Sunrises.\u00c2\u00a0 “Brandy” by Looking Glass.\u00c2\u00a0 The end of The Lost Boys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey, look at all those questions! Except for the creepy “What’s your address\/what side of the bed do you prefer?” comments that I deleted. You know who you are. First, one from Charley: Wow, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re 6\u00e2\u20ac\u00b25\u00e2\u20ac\u00b3? Question: Do you hit your head a lot? Yes, I am 6’5″. Yes, I hit my head a lot. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}