{"id":1039,"date":"2008-07-18T16:14:03","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T23:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1039"},"modified":"2008-07-18T16:14:03","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T23:14:03","slug":"trailer-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1039","title":{"rendered":"Trailer Made"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We fankids get so invested in trailers. They present a lot of different issues for us to&#8230;decide on. Are we pants-pissingly excited for this film or are we just&#8230;pissed? Does this actor look like a good match for such-and-such comic book role? Does Mulder look too old? Does Nite Owl look fat enough? The judgments start from the very first frame.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, sometimes trailers aren&#8217;t a very accurate gauge. <em>The Phantom Menace<\/em> had a fantastic trailer, and we all know how that turned out. So, you know, just to give a hypothetical, is it really worth our time to get into an IM argument with someone over exactly how kick-ass\/un-kick-ass the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.empireonline.com\/video\/watchmen\/\"><em>Watchmen<\/em> trailer<\/a> is?<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, it is, because that&#8217;s what I spent yesterday doing! (For the record: I think it looks cool, Husband Jeff not convinced.)<\/p>\n<p>Things got a little dicey, though, because my opponent tried to present <em>The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen<\/em> as an example of a &#8220;good&#8221; trailer that made for a shitty movie. I was so offended by this, I went and looked up said trailer, because in my opinion? This is one case where the trailer told you EXACTLY how shitty the movie would be.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9jQsRllA4kg&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9jQsRllA4kg&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Every bad call, every wrong decision pulsates through its 1:26 running time. The muggy quips that fall flat, the clunky CG, the hamminess of The Connery. It&#8217;s all there, right down to the part where the name is too long for them to say out loud, so they shorten it to &#8220;The League.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping that the <em>Watchmen<\/em> clip (which I still think is super-swell) is an equally accurate barometer of the film&#8217;s ultimate quality.<\/p>\n<p>(On a semi-related note: did you know you can follow <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WKovacs\">Rorschach on Twitter<\/a>? Get to it!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We fankids get so invested in trailers. They present a lot of different issues for us to&#8230;decide on. Are we pants-pissingly excited for this film or are we just&#8230;pissed? Does this actor look like a good match for such-and-such comic book role? Does Mulder look too old? Does Nite Owl look fat enough? The judgments [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,6,69,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitching","category-comics","category-fandom","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}