“You hit a home run in the bottom of the ninth in the seventh game of the World Series to win the game for your team while eating Steak Diane and drinking Waikato Draught (the world\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s best \u00e2\u20ac\u0153regular\u00e2\u20ac\u009d beer) or perhaps Wisconsin Belgian Red (the world\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s best \u00e2\u20ac\u0153specialty\u00e2\u20ac\u009d beer) and as you round the bases, you happen to have sex with 1990-era Sherilyn Fenn and then you trip over the autobiography of Jesus as you round second base and then at third base your base coach tells you that you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re the first-born love child of Bill Gates and he wants to leave his entire fortune to you. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what reading three issues of Shark-Man is like. Only reading three issues of Shark-Man is even better.”<\/p>\n
(Courtesy of Greg Burgas in his weekly review column for July 10<\/a> at Comics Should Be Good<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “You hit a home run in the bottom of the ninth in the seventh game of the World Series to win the game for your team while eating Steak Diane and drinking Waikato Draught (the world\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s best \u00e2\u20ac\u0153regular\u00e2\u20ac\u009d beer) or perhaps Wisconsin Belgian Red (the world\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s best \u00e2\u20ac\u0153specialty\u00e2\u20ac\u009d beer) and as you round the bases, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}