{"id":1016,"date":"2008-07-03T16:31:50","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T23:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1016"},"modified":"2008-07-03T16:31:50","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T23:31:50","slug":"dear-kidrobot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1016","title":{"rendered":"Dear Kidrobot&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kidrobot.com\/prodimages\/4557-DEFAULT-l.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\nIf I randomly pick four out of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kidrobot.com\/products2.cfm?ID=6000&#038;cfid=7781306&#038;cftoken=78234564&#038;nav_chooser=\">25 Adult Swim series 1 blind boxes<\/a>, and get four&#8230; FOUR! 4!4!4! Squidbillies, you can kiss my 30-something, disposable income ass.<\/p>\n<p>Also, nobody thinks Assy Mcgee is funny (at least, not in the &#8220;adult&#8221; part of Adult Swim.)<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, here&#8217;s the first series; Mad Scientist and Robot Chicken (Robot Chicken), two members of Dethklok, Killface (Frisky Dingo), Birdgirl and Avenger (Harvey Birdman), Carl and Ignignokt\/Err in super-bullet mode (Aqua Teen Hunger Force), Orel (Morel Orel), Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend (Venture Brothers), Assy Mcgee (that show I don&#8217;t care about), and Lil, Early, and Granny (Squidbillies).<\/p>\n<p>What do you notice? That&#8217;s right. There are some key characters you&#8217;d expect, but aren&#8217;t there (Birdman? One of the ATHF? A single Venture?) And also, that&#8217;s a LOT of stupid Squidbillies.<\/p>\n<p>Thank Saturday Morning Jesus some of the artists in the office liked them, or I would have felt it was a wash-out. I do wonder however what the two mystery figures are (no sign of them yet on ebay.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I randomly pick four out of 25 Adult Swim series 1 blind boxes, and get four&#8230; FOUR! 4!4!4! Squidbillies, you can kiss my 30-something, disposable income ass. Also, nobody thinks Assy Mcgee is funny (at least, not in the &#8220;adult&#8221; part of Adult Swim.) Seriously, here&#8217;s the first series; Mad Scientist and Robot Chicken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[276,282,299,310,340,354,359,375,391],"class_list":["post-1016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitching","tag-aqua-teen-hunger-force","tag-birdman","tag-dethklok","tag-frisky-dingo","tag-kidbobot","tag-orel","tag-robot-chicken","tag-squidbillies","tag-venture-bros"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}